Happy Halloween!!!shout out to my sister Rachel for reminding me of this halloween classic.
what are you gonna be for halloween?!! i don’t care!!! i’m going as a washed up tranny!!! i’ll be giving out candy over on sweetzer and beverly, come see me. i think the kids’ll like me, they’ll sit on my lap, i’ll give em long hugs. my costume was inspired by the tranny at target that rung me up yesterday. he was looking haggard as hell, in his 40’s with a bit of a 5 o’clock shadow, smelled of armpits and assholes doused with shitty perfume. he was a real train-wreck. people don’t think about what happens to trannies when they age but if you worked by where i work, over there on santa monica, you’d see tons of them. a bunch of middle aged dudes with tits, chillin at starbucks, living their life.
rude jude loves you
check for the pics tomorrow
