here's an option
hi it’s me again the one the only, the original rude jude, mr. doom and gloom coming to spread more good news and cheer!! people say, “jude, why you always so negative?” (people actually never ask that) i say, “fuck that! i’m not negative i just tell you what i see.” so what if i got a glass half empty point of view, at least i see the glass, A GLASS THAT IS BEING CONTROLLED BY BIG BUSINESS AND THE GOVERNMENT!!!! i’ll leave the positivity to christians and con-men. i’ll let you motherfuckers sit around and hope for something good to come while you watch doctor phil and pray to your make believe god. i’ll just live in this world and wait for a revolution, a revolution that ain’t coming as long as our xboxes work and we got directv. maybe my kids generation will do something about it, probably not, they’re as soft as sand, a bunch of spoiled bitches really and they’re being raised in these fucked up times, so they just accept the bullshit like it’s normal. i’m rambling.
anyway if you’re like me, you may need to scratch out a living while you’re waiting for this revolution. here’s a hot option for you, everyone’s doing it! you can go to COLLEGE!! yup that’s right, go to college, get yourself an education! follow these simple steps and you’ll be a-ok!!
- get into college!
- get you a loan!
- finish your four year bullshit degree!
- be in debt about 100 grand and go into the world!
- get a bullshit job that starts off at 35 grand a year!
- live watch you debt grow!
- find a chick!
- get married!
- buy a house!
- more debt hooray! but that just means you have good credit ;)
- have some kids, live the american dream!
- get a divorce
- give her half your shit.
- pay her rent
- pay her “child support” she can spend on her new man
- poof you’re a slave!
good news the price of college just went up!
