September 2009
38 posts
vacay update
i’ma make this quick because i’m on vacay…in detroit!!!! woooooo!!! i was in the D yesterday with my sister, driving around the north end and what have you. this is what i saw, crack heads, bums, burnt out boarded up buildings, liquor stores, beauty salons, drunks, vacant lots, fast food restaurants, american made cars, churchs, coney islands, cell phone stores, wheel chairs and...
im back in detroit
well, i haven’t even been to detroit yet, i’ll probably avoid it for while being that it’s a complete shit-hole and seems to get worse by the day, i heard on the radio at the thrift store that they had 10 days before they’re gonna go bankrupt. i say they should throw a dance party fund raiser and save the city, save detroit. good luck with that, i’ll be in the burbs...
comfort zones
i had an audition today, for food network. i don’t know if you know this about me, but i love food network. alton brown, he’s my motherfuckin’ guy. iron chef, that’s my shit. food network is my dream job, one of em. my homegirl was runnin the auditions, i told her, i want in. i want in on food network. so she let me in. can i tell you something? i was scared as hell. i...
a sunday mix on monday
Sunday Morning Broom Music!!!! music to sweep to 1. bill withers - lovely day 2. roy ayers - running 3. bob marley - three little birds 4. david bowie - sound and vision 5. the beach boys - good vibrations 6. gene chandler - duke of earl 7. astrud gilberto - maria quiet 8. dean martin - you’re nobody till somebody loves you 9. the ink spots - do i worry? 10 . the troggs - with a girl like...
the mayweather marquez fight: a perfect arguement...
i watched the fight last night at ben and laura’s, check that, i dropped 25 dollars to watch the fight at ben and laura’s. boy am i a sucker. i don’t know why i do it to myself, why i keep paying for these fights i know are gonna be shitty. curiosity i suppose. that’s been the story of boxing these past years, you pay 50 bucks to watch a fight that’s not competitive. ...
things that are RED
and the mix tape club soldiers on picking up new members along the way! if you’d like to join it and start making your own kick ass mixes click here
THINGS THAT ARE RED!!!! 1. otis redding - hard to handle 2. the runaways - cherry bomb 3. minor threat - seeing red 4. gravediggaz - 2 cups of blood 5. b-52’s - rock lobster 6. incredible bongo band - apache 7. nena - 99 luft balloons 8....
calling all artists, painters and drawers!!
so i’ve decided, i’m gonna turn this blog into a graphic novel. are you an artist? do you know an artist who’d be good for this? would you like to get down with this project? get at me, we’ll chop it up.
alloutshow@gmail.com
i want to get started next month. thank you for your time ;)
you don’t gotta be r. crumb to qualify
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it's the little things in life that bring a smile...
i was type type typing away on my ol’ computey yesterday morning when i heard voices from afar. i recognized these voices, they were the voices of my neighbors. i hate my neighbors. they’re fucking assholes. they’re this interracial couple in their 40’s, i think they’re jehovah’s witness or 7th day evangelists or some repressed christian religion or other....
click here to see trash →
i used to avoid the term “white trash” because i found the term to be racist. you don’t hear motherfuckers calling people “black trash” or “mexican trash”, they’re called ghetto or cholo or chunti. poor white people are trash. they’re garbage because they’re broke. people have no tollerence for poor whites, especially rich white...
update from the "bitchen"
remember the bathroom/kitchen or as some people call it the “bitchen”.
i been on these concord grapes from the korean market real real tough, they remind me of my childhood. i used to pick em in my backyard back in rochester in the fall and at my nonna and nonno’s, at one of their WOP friends house. i personally feel they’re the best on the market with a hearty skin and...
stupid question via facebook
a question from shannon
would u happen to know if im talkin to a fake on here “Marshall B Mathers” ?
an answer from jude
what the fuck do you think? moron.
this is what i deal with everyday.
oh you asians slay me!! →
i stay in K-town. not really, i’m korea town adjacent, my neighborhood is nicer. the parking is easier and it doesn’t smell like kim chi and shit. but i be in k-town all the time. i get my produce from the california market on western, i cop bobas on serrano, i mob down olympic on late night bike rides and what i see all over is, koreans fucking up their signs like no other. i see...
text message i got from a friend who will remain...
i had sex wit a chick that’s got a prosthetic leg from the knee down last night. wild.
happy 9-11!!!! →
Watchin honor of the kick off of the nfl season. here’s some barry sanders highlights. if you got 10 minutes to kill, watch the greatest running back ever. he was humble too and gracious.he didn’t spike balls he just broke ankles and got 6.
i stopped following the lions as soon as barry retired. fuck them dudes, how you gonna have the best back ever and not be able to give him an O line?...
got trees?
here’s the weed dispensaries in LA. impressive.
swagger jacker
Jesse Eisenberg
i just watched this asshole in AdventureLand, he’s about to be in Zombieland, it’s not a sequel it just has a similar name, anyway i couldn’t even enjoy the movie because his character was such a bitch and this Jesse fag was doing his best Michael Cera impression the whole fucking time!!! He’s like the Asher Roth of acting. Hey Jesse, how were you acting...
hahahaaaa! oh africa! you rascal!!!
shout out to africa, the whole continent, home of female genital mutilation, tribal wars, machete hacking, pet hyenas, virgin rapes, pirates, blood diamonds, AIDS curing penis stews and PUBLIC GOAT FUCKING!!!!! they’re the cradle of civilization they just need a better publicist, focus on the chiors and shit.
Watchlike um like um like um like um like um like um we’ll just chock this up to nerves. i hope he does well in the league he comes off as a nice guy, can’t speak to save his life but he can play ball.
pics from the hubble telescope. click here to find... →
when i was little i wanted to be an astronaut, then i wanted to be a dinosaur. i became neither. i work on the radio now. i don’t think my mind works like a rocket scientist or an astronomer but i’m still fascinated by space. when i look at these beautiful pictures it makes my heart hurt, they’re so amazing. the only way i’ll be leaving this earth is through death or...
“ i tried to get the dog away from the baby, but...
athiests tired of watching preachers rip off... →
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i don't really feel like writing today so.....
