December 2009
32 posts
klog
had dinner with emile, then went and watched 50 cent perform at some private show. thanx chris. got the k at 11. cooked it up, snort snort snorted that shit the fuck up. rolled out to the coffee shop, it’s a bar, not a coffee shop. majors was there, he was doing a night there in the basement. too loud couldn’t talk. drank a juice. hollered at this young chic, she’s a pastry chef...
carwreck for the road
i used to want to fuck dinah, she was this little filipino chick that dated the rage against the machine dude, but they were always off and on with their shit and steve ended up hollering at her. i was fucking with nichole, the korean jew. nichole was the shit, we had good sex and good conversation, we fucked around for a few months, i prolly would’ve took shit a little more serious if she...
vacay
i’m going to new york today for vacation, you know what that means. it means that i’m gonna tell you that i’m not gonna write and then end up writing shit anyway. so, here it is, i’m not gonna write. i’m on vacation, i’m just gonna relax. i plan on going on a couple benders, we’ll see how that works out. last night i ate some vicodin and got a foot rub. a...
bullshit
the shocker, what a bunch of bullshit. you ain’t doing nothing with that except getting a hand cramp. the idea behind it is you throw two fingers in a young lady’s vagina and a pinkie in her butt and it’s supposed to be shocking! this must’ve been invented by some frat boys once “two in the pink one in the stink” became played out. get ‘er done bro. i...
time to kill
i started off the night eating mushrooms with chris, we tripped balls for a bit, listened to Air on shuffle, laid around on the carpet, then she went to bed, because she’s a grown up and knows how to stop doing drugs. but it was only midnight and i was still tweaking, i had to fly out to jamaica for work in the morning but i wasn’t tired yet. jim had given me some ketamine a couple...
love session
aight aight aight. i looked at this blog and all it is, is me bitch bitch bitching or talking about having sex with wierdos. well that’s not what i’m all about. i’m also way into buying shit. here’s a short list of things i fuck wit and you should too!!
Silk Long Johns!!!
these mother fuckers right here…. i try and plug em every winter. they’re the best shit...
the one that got away
i met this chick at the porn convention in vegas, she was signing pictures in a both, i tried to bribe her with coke to get her back to the room so we could blindfold her and make her guess different vegetables we stuck in her vagina. it was for the radio show, shade45 sent me out there with a flash recorder and told me to grab content. i didn’t know what to do, so i hit the local grocery...
invitation to christmas
let me be the first to invite all my jewish friends to start celebrating christmas. i know what you’re thinking, “christmas, why would i wanna celebrate christmas? i’m jewish, we killed jesus, i’m not celebrating his birth! fuck that dude!” well lemmee tell you, it’s no longer the religious holiday it once was, now it’s just a secular gift orgy, and before...
how the dinsoaurs became extinct!!!! →
dead as disco
Click here for the photo essay and article on dead malls.
The Morning News’s gallery of ghostmalls, accompaniment to an interview with photographer Brian Ulrich, is haunting and lovely. So much hubris. So many vinyl plants. These are the ruined temples of consumerism: “How can an economy sustain a lifestyle based on exponential growth and the leisure and wealth to support it?...
remember my piece of shit snitch ass neighbors?...
in case you don’t know who i’m speaking on… click here and catch up
m up at 5:00 am because from about 11:00 pm last night I’ve been hearing a dog running around and scratching the back door up over this apt. I was happy to hear that NO pets were allowed at this apartment befor we signed the lease. At 4:48 am 12-2-2009, I heard so much scratching on the door that I...
dear media
dear media,
nobody gives a fuck about tiger woods, please stop talking about him. motherfuckers are acting like they never got some ass before, gossiping like little girls about this chick and that chick. i don’t care and you shouldn’t either, if you had a life of your own you wouldn’t. i go to the cigar shop and i gotta hear a bunch of grown ass men talking about tiger,...
sex sells
creepy adverts from the 60’s
A dish washer so easy a ten-year-old can do it blindfolded, in her underwear, while her father watches from the other room and masturbates!!
“that’s right smile, now load the bowl, find it with your fingers, ooh that’s good”
Sketchy Santas
click here to see the rest!!!!
mostly the voice
i was out the other night and this chick was like, “what’s with your accent?”
i was like “what?”
she was like, “why do you talk like that?”
i didn’t know if she was trying to be malicious or direct, so i was like, “uh, that’s how i talk. it’s a mixture of Midwest, my pop is from boston so i say faatha instead of father, shit like...
christmas time is here again
i don’t do shit, i over do it. yes i know i just made an xmas mix a few days ago, well i made another one. once again i stayed away from hip hop and shoegazer bands butchering xmas. this is all shit you could bump with your grandma. it’s for the family, if you will. so grab this motherfucker up and string some pop corn around the xmas tree. 1. burl ives - a holly jolly xmas 2....
vent
so this whole mortgage crash, “depression” thing is really effecting me in a negative way. me, i didn’t get any government bail out and i’m not getting any help from their stimulus plan and i make too much to get some sweet tax break, what i do get is a bunch of bitter middle aged assholes, who’ve lost their homes, moving into the apartments in my building.
i just...
ho ho ho
here’s a little christmas mix i threw together using some songs from my uncle steve’s xmas mix and some of my own. i haven’t listened to it yet all the way through but i’m sure you’ll enjoy it. i didn’t throw on any contempory xmas music on thier, like eazy e and run dmc, because i don’t like rap songs about xmas fucking with my sinatra joints. these...
e i e i o
i went with jack and joelle to go volunteer at this farm school for pregnant teenagers today. Joelle and Jack go there every other week, they’re on some throw back shit. They farm and brew their own beer and sew their own clothes and make shit from scratch, while listening to old ass folk music from the 1800’s, and make bow and arrows that could fuck you up. every time i come home to...