January 2009
43 posts
christmas 09
here’s an action shot from the “white elephant re-gifting party” that i attended on saturday. i dont really do the christmas present thing and had nothing to re-gift, so i just wrapped up a bunch of shit from my house that i no longer wanted and brought it in. The actual white elephant swap was chocked full of back stabbing, double dealing and secret alliances. but my team...
brand spanking new pill mix →
you should like this mix. if you know what’s good for you.
gerry raferty - baker street
here’s a...
as pertaining to statement #6
in the list below i stated the fact that i hate meter maids, taxes and child support. that statement got this reaction.
“you hate child support? dont you have a kid? what a deadbeat. I hate guys that dont want to support their kids.”
i was called a deadbeat and it was implied that i don’t take care of my kid. look whatever your name is cuz you didn’t leave your...
yo
ah the gayness of facebook
this is what you get when i cant think of shit to write about. random lists that encourage people to talk about themselves. i feel totally embarrassed that i did it and more embarrassed that i enjoyed doing it. shame shame shame. you know what… fuck that. either you do something and you’re ok with it or you don’t do it at all. so here’s my fucking self important list no...
im writing to tell you im not writing today
i’ll write back tomorrow it’ll be better then. i’m a bit beat. i went to a jewish wedding yesterday and boy oh boy those motherfuckers go for a loooong time. i got there at 5pm left at 1am and they were still going. this was my first jewish wedding but i hope to be able to attend more. because i bought a suit for that motherfucker and i’d like to get some more use out of...
vent
i just arrived home from a bachelor party. it was held in a room at some posh hotel and they had 4 of the most skanky, fuckin haggard, bleach blond, 15 years past their prime, meth habit, fake tan, leather skin, ratt concert groupie, looking ass strippers fall thru for a sex show. lemme tell you, there’s nothing more annoying than being in a 600 dollar room with some 5 dollar strippers.
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here’s a little blog my internet homie does called i dont care if you wouldn’t i would. i find it quick, interesting and funny. it’s a list of celebrities whom he would like to sleep with. many of them are unpopular and improbable choices some are even men. some you’ll agree with, ugly betty, some you wont, sandra bernhart, but if anything his list makes you do your own...
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i was hoping for change, my man wanted his change...
change, change, change, to more of the same. when the market grows tired of a product the company simply repackages the same old thing, changes the font and the color, throws ultra on the box, has a little marketing push and sells it right back to you. you catch what i’m throwing at you? i went on the air yesterday talking about the inauguration and ended up arguing with people who said i was...
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judie's got a cold.... to be sung like jeremy's...
man i haven’t been that healthy this new year. between colds and cramps. whatever i’m straight. if i worked a real job i woulda hardened the fuck up made myself go in but since we get sick days i’ll take em. pimp the system cuz the system pimps you. it’s funny when you work at a place that rewards mediocrity you give them just that. anyway it seems as if this cold has swept...
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lemme let you know a little something about me. i come from a family of artists, musicians, scientists, teachers, war heroes, renegades, environmentalist, free thinkers, activists and so on. my younger sister carries many of these traits.she’s one of the realest most original genuine people i know. i’m proud to call her my sister. i’ll break it down for you. she does what she...
goodbye bush
so bush had his farewell speech yesterday. i didn’t watch it. not even for comedy purposes. i don’t find him funny. people look at him like a fool. i give him more credit. i was walking by a tv and caught the part of the speech when he was saying god bless you, i put my middle finger up and said fuck off. i don’t want his fucking blessing he can shove it up his ass. i...
a couple things i did this morning
woke up
went for a speed walk
called my mom to inform her i was gay
ok speed walking isn’t gay per se because gay men are much more athletic than i am and actually run but boy did i feel weak as shit speed walking through the neighborhood. i was on some soccer mom with the foompa (butt in front) walking around the neighborhood with my girlfriends gossiping about peoples kids type shit. i...
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i just knew i was gonna sleep in today
i was trying to sleep in this morning when a gang of mexicans descended upon my house with weed wackers. they proceeded to chop shit up for the next 4 hours destroying any chance i had at catching some z’s, i didn’t know i had that much foliage. while laying in bed being tortured by chain saw music i came up with a list of other things i hate to be woken up by.
jack hammers
beeping...
nothing more annoying than the arrogance of...
here are some quotes from young republicans who are bummed about the end of the bush era…. they’re bummed about the end of the bush era, wow. i’m no fan of obama by any means but jesus christ would you get a load of these young idiots standing around their little midtown watering hole getting drunk with money their parents gave them, sneaking off to the bathroom to blow bumps...
for those of you from the D. here's an article by... →
this shit made me well up a bit. this is for all my detroiters and flintstones and everyone in between. i’m from michigan but when people ask i tell them detroit so they understand what shaped me. i’m from a gm family. we’re a hard working people. we do shitty jobs and we don’t complain. shit even the dope dealers are up at 6am serving the morning shift going into work. i...
all that shit i was talking below about the way...
let’s take a look at my hair and attire….
we’ll start off with the shitty haircut with the shitty highlights. i got that done by my hair guy biily at the oakland mall. he was my friend and hair stylist. a year after this picture was taken he ended up fucking my ex-girl right after we broke up. i got a new hair stylist, my head never felt better. i ended up getting back with...
i'm an old man
i keep seeing black kids dressed like white people and it’s fucking with me. thank god that shit hasn’t come to detroit yet. it will trust me, sooner or later. i keep seeing kids dressed up as homosexuals from the east village and it’s shattering my image of the hip hop culture. i saw a group of kids with purple and green skinny jeans on and flip up bicycle hats and converse...
this guy has the right idea →
this guy right here kills me! he’s got a website dedicated to performing oral sex on girls in the louisville area. his questionnaire gets pretty in depth too. i saw from his myspace that he’s also a genius and a satanist in that order. click the link above.
drugs, what's in it for you
there was a study released showing that people on coke tend to be annoying. i found that funny that they did an actual study on that, it’s kind of common knowledge. it’s like study shows junk food makes you fat. no shit. of course coke has the capabilities of turning you into a douche bag. douche bags are bad for the vagina btw they rob the body of it’s natural juices....
i dont want your pity im just talking
this song,...
pill mix →
here’s a mix from 3 years ago. this is the first mix i did after i kicked the pills. it lasted a few months.
PILL PILLY MIX CLEAN AND SOBER 3
REDMAN – TIME 4 SUM ACTION
TALIB KWELI – JUST TO GET BY
EMINEM – 5 STAR GENERALS
LORDS OF THE UNDERGROUND – CHIEF ROCKA
HOME TEAM – PICK IT UP
B LEGIT & E 40 – SIDEWAYS
ONE WAY – DON’T FIGHT THE FEELING and calls
BONE – FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY
2PAC –...
so now i can tell you how i really feel
during my travels this xmas i’ve seen more and more xmas greeting cards that featured someones kids or the whole family on it. now that everyone has a friggin computer and photoshop this has become the hot new trend. please stop it. no one wants to get a picture of you or your ugly ass kid in the mail. how is that a greeting? it seems very narcissistic and presumptuous to believe that people...
i was watching 60 minutes last night...
i was watching 60 minutes last night and they’re developing the technology to read your mind by scanning your brain while you’re thinking. right now they’re at the developmental stages, where you have to go into a cat scan and scan your brain while asking you questions for the mind reading technology to work but one of the doctors said that within a few years they’ll be...
so gay but so good
Mangerie - A Poem
silk long johns
form fitting and transparent
nipples peak through
shield me from the cold
-Jude Angelini
real talk if you live where it snows these are a god damned good buy!!! they’re the best cold weather accessory you could buy. they’re extra thin so you can wear them under your clothes with out bunching up and they’re silk so you can feel sexy…...
new years resolution
i was in the airport for christmas this year. i was leaving my family and my town to return to LA to my apartment. i was alone at the airport and no one was waiting for me in cali. when i landed at LAX i took a cab to my spot and the lights were off and i opened up the door and went in and went to bed. i promised myself that next year i wasn’t gonna be alone like that. i was gonna take the...
think before you drunk i.m. me. i'll put you on...
* Golden: yo
* me: whaaassssupper!
* Golden: yp
* i cant stop listenening to this song
* "welcome to detoroit city"
* (p.s. i;m drunk- so sorry)
* me: welcome to detroit city
* Golden: yes
* me: by trick trick?
* Golden: my homie who SWEATS Em played it last night
* i about threw his furniture down it was so tight
* YES!! : )
* me: ha
* yeah that was our anthem for a summer
* : )
* Golden: fucking a
* it's hot as shit
* why didnt you putem on thid shit?!
* me: huh?
* why didnt em use it?
* Golden: why didnt you put me on this shit
* (sorry, drunk fingers)
* me: i thought you new that song
* knew
* Golden: naw, yo
* learn my ass
* i about kicked my foot thrpugh his TV when this came on
* me: there'sa video for it
* Golden: any song, yo
* haha
* he loves em like i love orgasms - banansa
* bananas
* im gonna miss home
* me: you just get back?
* Golden: naw
* saturday
* i got my homies to rally tonight to go out tonight b/c it's one of my last ninght's
* me: last nights of what?
* Golden: beforei go home tp Cali
* i can go out tomorrow but i gtooa be back by 3AM
* haha appranelty, that's doable
* dude - this song is SICK
* tick tick BOOM
* me: every p[lace every where we go
* that's some boning shit right there
* me: is it now?
* Golden: YUP
* just got a nut and i'm ready tp gp with this shit
* me: you just got a nut?
* Golden: yerp
* me: who'd you smash?
* Golden: about goddamn time!
* my friend
* haha
* me: sweet
* hahaaa
* Golden: this dude who was my first kisss
* haha
* me: where is he now?
* Golden: bronx
man we deep everywhere we roll
* me: what?
* Golden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLmdvG3sjIs
* me: you smashed and now he's in he bronx?
* Golden: i cant stop
* he lives there now, he's from MD
* he's home now
* hometown fuckin is rough
* moms ouch
* but oh well
* me: oh i thought you meant this eve you fucked
* Golden: couch
* i did
* haha
* about an hour ago
* me: and he drove back to ny
* Golden: tomorrow
* me: dude your drunk
* Golden: or maybe he's with his chick tomorrow, i'm not sure
* i gots mine, i'm good, ha
* just a lil
* me: you really should save this convo and reread it tomorrow
* hahaaaa
* Golden: jude - i can't stop with this song
* hahaha
* 09 no embarrassment
* i dont give aFUCK anymore
* me: i'm blogging it
* Golden: i'm a decent chick. fuck it
* HAHAHA nooooo
* me: check my blog in a bit
* Golden: goddamn you
* : P