January 2009
43 posts
hurt my leg. hopped up on pain killers. ttyl
December 2008
31 posts
click here for sweet lego hip hop album covers →
i was on my bosses blog paulrosenblog.com and i saw this link. it’s a project where they did like 20 hip hop album covers. i thought it was pretty clever and worth checking out. my favorite is the ghostface and outkast albums. the best part is if you scroll down to the comments and read people bitching about there not being any black legos and calling it wack. classic! it’s so easy...
rude jude movie reviews
The Spirit
ok i rarely subject others to movie reviews because i recognize that we all have different tastes and mine is better than everybody else’s and i dont want to alienate anyone and so on… but i have to review The Spirit because this was hands down one of the worst movies i’ve seen this year.
The Spirit was written and directed by comic book legend Frank Miller, the same...
“when in doubt, clean the house”
– jude anthony angelini
it's hard to leave, it's easy to stay away
it was good to see all my aunts and uncles and little cousins for christmas. family means so much to me. i leave michigan with a heavy heart heading back to california’s sun and palm trees. when i arrived in detroit i was shivering and teeth chattering; after being home for just a few days my blood has thickened up where i can stand in the cold with just a flannel and i’m used to...
a christmas story from flint michigan
i got a five dollar lap dance from a young lady dressed as sexy santa on the south side of flint over on saginaw street somewhere. it was the day shift on monday a scrawny looking dude with a goatee and ball cap checked our id’s and charged us the 3 dollar cover charge to get in. he smoked a cigarette and looked like a carnie. a fat mixed girl grinded out some old white dudes lap straing at...
Happy Hanukkah!
happy hanukkah to all my jewish people out there with your fake ass holiday!!!! c’mon on now people you know and i know that hanukkah is a lame ass holiday. i dont know any of my jewish friends that fly home for that shit. it’s not as important as yom kippur, or passover or rashashana. here’s the thing about the jewish religion, they got about 57 holidays, wikipedia that shit...
airplanes
some people say i have self destructive tendencies. perhaps i do. maybe i shouldn’t have gone on a 10 hour exstacy binge the day before i flew out of new york. it started at 4 in the afternoon at the rub and tug and ended welll into the night. i was up at 6 wired, spun, packing my bags and leaving. the lines at laguardia were were miserable and i sat stood there with rot gut holding back...
on a lighter note. merry christmas.
pathetic
c words
the first three days of my new york trip were spent one way or another with the upper crust socialites of new york. now what i want you to think about are these common beliefs that help shape this culture. i subscribe to none of them btw..
america is the best country in the world.
new york is the best city in america
the richest people in new york are the best people in ny, therefore...
observation
i always felt like i was 15 years late moving to ny. i’m sure it was something special back in the 90’s. now it’s a giant shopping mall where tourist flood from around the world and iowa to spend money on shoes and bags and sweaters and coats. there’s now a Whole Foods Company on the lower east side it’s been there a few years now. they sell sushi. posh hotels are...
new york the city of apples!!
my first day here in manhattan consisted of me running around soho window shopping. it was packed down there with people buying 1000 dollar coats and 3000 dollar purses. it’s good to see that 700 billion dollars of bail out money being put to good use. i’m being cynical here. i’m sure it wasnt all bankers wives spending their husbands x-mas bonuses, i saw some foreigners there...
You Can't See Me Like The Braillettes
their hearts keep singing though their eyes can’t see. i didn’t really feel like writing anything today but i this pic of the disabled made me laugh, so…. laugh away at those less fortunate than yourselves people laugh away.
i remember one time when i was younger and living in detroit, i had gone to great lakes crossing to purchase some kicks. well i bought them and continued...
i give advise like herpies →
actually i don’t give herpes i have it, on my mouth. some chick tried to say i gave her that shit but i got tested and i didn’t have that shit so she’s crazy. she obviously got that shit from her guitar playing ex boyfriend and tried to pin it on the j-man. what really burns my ass is that she’s walking the streets of ny thinking i gave her herpes; spitting venom on my good...
Ya played yourself do do do doo doo →
Watchlook how everybody was hating on my man you can see as the clips progress he’s getting flustered and people laughing at him like he ain’t shit. looks like he ended up being right. sometimes it sucks to be right. i never knew about this cat because i don’t watch this type of tv because i dont trust the people on it because i think they’re bought and paid for but i guess he...
PILL MIX DOWNLOAD →
PILLY PILL GANGSTAS AND BACKPACKS 4
EIGHTBALL & MJG – THROW YOUR HANDS UP
STETSASONIC – TALKIN ALL THAT JAZZ
ABOVE THE LAW – CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT
BLOODS AND CRIPS – BANGIN ON WAX
ROCK BOTTOM – RIDE OUT
ZAPP – MORE BOUNCE and calls
YOUNG AND RESTLESS – B GIRLS
MOP – DOWNTOWN SWINGAS
D.O.C. – LET THE BASS DROP
DIGABLE PLANETS – COOL LIKE THAT
BINARY STAR – REALITY CHECK
PHARCYDE – DROP
ALOE...
Rev Rude Jude →
thank god for judey! i dont know if you guys are aware of this or not but it’s official i’m a man of the cloth, a lamb of god, i’m a reverend. i do reverend type shit like absolve people of sin and abuse my power to get women in bed. here’s a clip from yesterdays show where i get my church on and save people from going to hell, in jesus name amen!
so here’s the...
i got a virus
i got a virus on my computey! there i was trying to have some yuletide cheer doing my thing at the crib downloading xmas songs to make a kick ass xmas mix with and i ended up getting a god damned fucking virus. i got all types of web pages popping up out of nowhere and shit! that mess never happens when i download rap music. man fuck xmas!
i’m just playin i like xmas for the most part and...
observation
i went to the Whole Food’s today and it was like yuppie freaknik. bitches everywhere!
whole food’s on a saturday: the perfect place to meet a yoga chick living outside of your tax bracket.
here's the problem
my sis and i was talking about the perils of pornography… actually she was talking to me about the perils of pornography and how it was mentally unhealthy to watch strangers fuck and to objectify women and it sets unreal expectations from a mate and stuff like that. she said more but i kinda blocked it out cause i agreed with her and that was enough for me. i haven’t been watching...
my thoughts on smoking and other things
i play backgammon at the v cut over there in west hollywood. it's a cigar shop and though i've quit smoking i've become friends with the owners and i enjoy getting a game with the 10 or so different players who frequent the place. i go there a lot.
now in LA as in many lame ass, tuck your dick between your legs, bitch ass cities, they have banned smoking. i'm under the belief that it's the owners of the business right to decide if they want to allow smoking and someone looking for a job their should take that into consideration before applying to work there. call me crazy but i'm into people's rights. many states disagree with me but they're assholes so what do they know. anyway i dont smoke i hang out at a cigar spot and in doing this i know that i'm inhaling second hand smoke and i'll stink like a cigar when i leave. as an ex-smoker, i was big into black and milds as well as djarm lights, i have been victim of being treated like a pariah for smoking. i remember countless times of lighting up a cigarette outside and getting looks of disgust, terror, hatred, ect it''s like i was fucking a child or killing a puppy with my bare hands or painting my face with my own feces, not lighting a cigarette. so it's fair to say i have a developed a hatred for nonsmoking nazis who wish to force their beliefs on others.
women it's mostly women will walk by the cigar shop and make the "somebody shit in my mouth" grimace while waving their hand in their face as they pass. some have gone as far as coughing. i want to push those bitches into traffic. fuck you die you uptight bitch. if the worst part of your day is walking through 6 feet of second hand smoke blowing by you on the side walk, you have a pretty good life and could learn a bit about tolerance. furthermore you live in LA the air quality out here is absolute shit and the range rover your husband bought you isnt helping it either so deal.
i had words with a young woman about my age about this on halloween. the streets were covered with tourists and kids from the valley and everybody was walking by the cigar shop. a couple of guys were sitting out front smoking their cigars watching the people pass when a group of girls and their boyfriends passed a slightly chubby girl in a moulan rogue costume did the old shit face and as she passed said.....
chick: (grimmace) ugh i don't do cigars.
jude: I don't do dumb broads. bounce.
chick: fuck you!
jude: bitch that's why you look fat in your outfit. keep walking with your fat ass.
it was a quick exchange and she didnt look that fat actually she was quite fuckable. the moral of the story is this if you want to get under most white girls skin call them fat. half these chicks think they're fat anyway all you're doing is confirming their fears. i had a 50/50 chance that that little comment put a damper on her evening and for good cause she should know better than to walk by saying little smart shit to the locals. ps dont try that fat shit on black girls and puerto ricans it wont work.
banana
I KNOW THIS MEANS NOTHING TO YOU
i know this means nothing to you but the picture below looks just like my uncle mario. the resemblance is uncanny. so much so that i decided to post it here because much of my family reads this blog. shout out to my cousin danny for finding this pic that looks just like his daddy and sending it on. as for the pic i haven’t seen a banana creep me out this...
i'm just sayin......
there’s something you should know.
i dont drink but if i did i’d drink gin and i don’t eat meat but if i did i’d eat steak and i don’t smoke weed but if i did i’d smoke kush and i don’t drink coffee but if i did i’d take it black and i don’t own a watch but when i do it’ll be expensive and i don’t know much but i’m trying to...
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observation
i deplaned in oakland to 20 old people in wheelchairs and the smell of a school cafeteria. i blamed the smell on the old people mixed with the pizza stand in front of the gate. i never liked that scent even when i was in school, it stinks of dropped food, milk, cheap cleaning products and decay. i blamed the seniors for the smell, they smelled of death. they’re gonna die soon. i held my...